hierarchy [hahy-uh-rahr-kee]. THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT? let's spell it like it's pronounced. hi-are-key (or hi-er-are-key). so obviously it's spelt hierarchy. makes fucking sense. the english language is a big dumb bitch. hi-er-are-key = hierarchy. why? because fuck you that's why. magical fucking language. i just hate stupid spellings. they're fucking... stupid. or what about the military rank colonel spelt kernel. is that motherfucker the pre-popcorn? no. so shut the fuck up. i raged on google about this and look at all these words i found.

agatospia: admiration of a particular part of someone's body.
so if you like someone's fucking ear, that's agastopic of you.

bibble: to drink often; to eat and/or drink noisily.
why be an alcoholic when you can be bibble.

cabotage: coastal navigation; the exclusive right of a country to control the air traffic within its borders.
sounds like cabbage sabotage. the sidenote said: NOT to sabotage with cabbage and/or vermont cabot cheese. dammit. i love sabotaging planes in my countries airspace with vermont cheese...

doodle sack: an old english word for bagpipe.
in my free time i like to blow on my doodle sack.

 erinaceous: f, pertaining to, or resembling a hedgehog.
you're erinaceous.

firman: in turkey and some other oriental countries, a decree or mandate issued by the sovereign.
yeah motherfucker, firman and sheet.

gabelle: a tax on salt.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE UNSALTED PORK TINY TIM. YOU WANNA PAY THE FUCKING GABELLE? DIDN'T THINK SO, BITCH." cause you know... there's no tax on pepper.. just salt...

halfpace: a platform of a staircase where the stair turns back in exactly the reverse direction of the lower flight.
sounds british. yuck.

impignorate: to pawn or mortgage something.
this made me think of impregnating a pig.... LOL, and the note said "NOT to impregnate a pig." motherfuckers read my mind.

jentacular: pertaining to breakfast.
eggs and stuff....

 kakorrhaphiophobia: fear of failure.
i was scared of failing to spell that bitch word properly.

lamprophony: loudness and clarity of enunciation
SUH-TOP BE-ING SO LAMP-RO-PHONY.

macrosmatic: having a good sense of smell.
"i smell hot dogs." "how macrosmatic of you."

nudiustertian: the day before yesterday.
i'd rather just say the day before yesterday.

oxter: outdated word meaning armpit.
totally using this word from now on.

pauciloquent: uttering few words; brief in speech.
paciloquent wouldn't be pauciloquent?

quire: two dozen sheets of paper.
let's go to staples and confuse employees! wooh!

ratoon: a small shoot growing from the root of a plant.
love them there ratoons. yeeup.

salopettes: high-wasited skiing pants with shoulder straps.
ew.

tittynope: a small quantity of something left over.
this is my favourite word ever. i'm always gonna leave a little bit of left overs so i can say it all the time.

ulotrichous: having wooly or crispy hair.
yuck.

valetudinarian: a sickly or weak person, especially one who is constantly and morbidly concerned with his or her health.
that would suck..

winklypicker: style of shoe or boot in the 1950s with a sharp and long pointed toe.
a close second to 'tittynope' in the eyebrow-raiser category.

xertz: to gulp down quickly and greedily.
starving babies.

yarborough: hand of cards containing no card above a nine.
use THIS word everyday.

zoanthropy: delusion of a person who believes himself changed into an animal.
that's hot.


8/18/2015 22:33:36

Simone was Mark’s first love but she dumped him seven years ago. When he thinks he has the opportunity to see her again, and to possibly fuck her, his balls begin to ache in anticipation.

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